The Republic of Kispaming is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sapagan with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.885 billion Kispamingians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spagmik. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Kispamingian economy, worth 790 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,551 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Kispaming, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kispaming's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Kispaming is ranked 284,280th in the world and 3,863rd in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.38 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kispaming, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Following new legislation in Kispaming, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Kispaming.
- : Following new legislation in Kispaming, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in Kispaming, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Kispaming, airport security is provided by private companies.
- : Following new legislation in Kispaming, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork.
- : Following new legislation in Kispaming, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
- : Following new legislation in Kispaming, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Kispaming was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Kispaming, in a baffling press conference Sapagan proudly dismantled a broken door.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » 
East Durthang and 
Jar Wattinree.
