The Allied States of Kimonoko is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 480 million Kimonokoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The Kimonokoan economy, worth 22.3 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,523 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kimonoko's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kimonoko is ranked 240,695^th in the world and 11^th in Taiwan for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 106.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.