The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Kilimanca is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frederick William with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.879 billion Kilimancans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Williamsport. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilimancan economy, worth a remarkable 2,226 trillion Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,657 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Frederick William For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Frederick William's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilimanca's national animal is the Harris Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Episcopalian.

Kilimanca is ranked 1,314^th in the world and 1^st in Mitteleuropa for Safest, scoring 156.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.