The Lasert Hoover of Khoikhoia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Admiral Sam Everton with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.382 billion Khoikhois are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto do Cabo. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khoikhois economy, worth 145 trillion Khoikhois escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,547 Khoikhois escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, typing President Admiral Sam Everton's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, and President Admiral Sam Everton has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoikhoia's national animal is the African fish eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Khoikhoia is ranked 35,080^th in the world and 30^th in Africa for Safest, scoring 107.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.