The Bytopia of Khirzota is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sophia Ciacco with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.665 billion Khirzo are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abishai. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Khirzotan economy, worth 783 trillion avas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,484 avas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Khirzota's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Keisharism.

Khirzota is ranked 80,671^st in the world and 5^th in Merciam for Largest Populations, with 6.67 billion capita.