The Constitutional Monarchy of Kevinski is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 56 million Kevinskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The thriving Kevinskian economy, worth 4.28 trillion Kevs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,499 Kevs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Kevinski City" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kevinski's national animal is the Ancient Crows, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kevinski is ranked 218,103^rd in the world and 310^th in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.