The Tyrannical Federation of Kazanqa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Affe with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.021 billion Monkeys are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Käseaffe. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Monkey economy, worth 191 trillion Kzeros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,543 Kzeros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

This year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazanqa's national animal is the Blue Starred Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monkeism.

Kazanqa is ranked 42,130^th in the world and 1,015^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 31.24 flags saluted per person per day.