The Federation of Kangelia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rina Setelo with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 8.487 billion Kangelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsalu-Opusa. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kangelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,323 trillion Maozis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,977 Maozis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Miudogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kangelia's national animal is the Miu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tsisaism.

Kangelia is ranked 8,521^st in the world and 482^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 129 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.