The Kingdom of Kamindanawan is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 442 million Mindanaoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davao City. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kamindanawanian economy, worth 42.2 trillion Kamindanawan Dolyars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,512 Kamindanawan Dolyars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, K-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamindanawan's national animal is the Mindanao Island Caecilian, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kamindanawan is ranked 35,242^nd in the world and 98^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 107.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.