The Pink Holy of Kalebo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.884 billion Kaleboans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaleboan economy, worth 540 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,679 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Kalebo, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalebo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kalebo is ranked 272,366^th in the world and 1,250^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.69 flags saluted per person per day.