The Federal Republic of Kakland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by CW Sanho with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 6.301 billion Kaks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jahgajh. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kakish economy, worth 545 trillion Kakish Federal Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,646 Kakish Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kakland's national animal is the Kakish Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kristnism.

Kakland is ranked 277,396^th in the world and 149^th in Anteria for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.