The Republic of Kaimat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vertigan Samulin with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.193 billion Kaimatians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dusonni. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kaimatian economy, worth 52.5 trillion Tronis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,028 Tronis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Vertigan Samulin to meetings with foreign heads of state, Vertigan Samulin has just been declared ruler of Kaimat in an international press conference, people caught mistreating Kaimat's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, and hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaimat's national animal is the Rofny bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaimat is ranked 99,900^th in the world and 1,336^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.07 flags saluted per person per day.