The Constitutional Monarchy of Kafrad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Alexis II Komnenos with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.039 billion Kafradians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kafrad. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kafradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion Kafrad Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 117,594 Kafrad Roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafrad's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Cafradic Church.

Kafrad is ranked 14,130^th in the world and 819^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.