The Empire of Justosia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperador Carlos Francisco III with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.442 billion Justosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Justosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,379 trillion Justoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,340 Justoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and the Master Race is being overrun by the genetically-inferior. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Justosia's national animal is the Justosian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Justosia is ranked 35,941^st in the world and 1,317^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.