The Satanic Worshippers of Junkyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ozzy Osbourne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.052 billion Junkies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OZZfest. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Junk economy, worth a remarkable 5,568 trillion nibs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 173,739 nibs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Ozzy Osbourne's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Junkyland's national animal is the vampire bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ozzism.

Junkyland is ranked 11,737^th in the world and 10^th in Ozzy for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,653.26 on the Clooney Contribution Index.