The Nomadic Peoples of Jonklination is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brotastic Assassin with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 20.111 billion Jonklinos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonklination City. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jonklinationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,683 trillion quantoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,692 quantoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonklination's national animal is the izyoubr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonklination is ranked 111,096^th in the world and 191^st in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 170.56 on the Clooney Contribution Index.