The Supreme Empire of Johill is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Emperor Ryokai with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.768 billion Imperial Subjects are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Soshaku. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Johillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion Johillian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,576 Johillian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johill's national animal is the Red Emperor Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Krelto.

Johill is ranked 266,541^st in the world and 174^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.13 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.