The Kingdom of Jillopian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ryan Lalonde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.631 billion Jillopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jillopian City. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The Jillopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Aries a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,322 Aries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Ryan Lalonde. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jillopian's national animal is the Zergling, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jillopian is ranked 57,307^th in the world and 66^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 24.52 flags saluted per person per day.