Population | 5.47 billion |
Capital | Jeinburg |
Leader | J |
Faith | Lunaism |
Currency | Minco |
Animal | dolphin |
The Subsidized Union of Jermi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by J with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.47 billion Jermen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeinburg. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jermian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Mincoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,874 Mincoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, new pests have been imported into Jermi, belief that J is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jermi's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lunaism.
Jermi is ranked 273,132nd in the world and 108th in Palatine for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jermi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Jermi endorsed The Grand Duchy of Chineva.
- : Jermi endorsed The Empire of Zafrisca.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, belief that J is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, new pests have been imported into Jermi.
- : Jermi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Observation Post 13, Islamic Emirate of Amazonas, Aquilea Empire, Sibania, Janissary, Chineva, Lineard, and Belove.