The Kingdom of Jenthkrill is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 524 million Jenthkrillians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurekdorn. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jenthkrillian economy, worth 28.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,744 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenthkrill's national animal is the Dolphins, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jenthkrill is ranked 265,252^nd in the world and 436^th in Sophia for Most Patriotic, with 0.98 flags saluted per person per day.