The Most Serene Republic of Jempuz is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.953 billion Jempuziit enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nitia. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jempuziin economy, worth 261 trillion kets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,922 kets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jempuz's national animal is the Sunda Colugo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jempuz is ranked 1,996^th in the world and 19^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,115.29 on the Clooney Contribution Index.