The Kingdom of Jehovah-Shalom is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Rizz God Rah with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 1.437 billion Jehovah-Shalomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.

The very strong Jehovah-Shalomian economy, worth 99.7 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,366 Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, students cut up leftover Shekels during Arts and Crafts, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jehovah-Shalom's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jehovah-Shalom is ranked 87,763^rd in the world and 3,432^nd in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,794.01 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.