The Deyi Sultanate of Jazur is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Llamu ibn Rama Al Deyi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.178 billion Jazuris are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asumelí. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.

The all-consuming Jazuri economy, worth 404 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,877 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and many Jazuris are their brothers' keepers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jazur's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Jazur is ranked 111,689^th in the world and 264^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 163.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.