The United States of Jadonica is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 248 million Jadonicans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jadonican economy, worth 21.4 trillion Jadonicons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,457 Jadonicons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jadonica's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jadonica is ranked 27,475^th in the world and 55^th in Karma for Safest, scoring 110.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.