The Republic of Izan770 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.652 billion Izan770ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Izan770ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,054 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Izan770, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, even secular Izan770ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Izan770's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Izan770 is ranked 5,345^th in the world and 263^rd in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,269.32 pounds of wildlife per square mile.