The Bureaucratic Cooperative of Iunctia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.089 billion Iunctians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecumenopolis. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Iunctian economy, worth 372 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,463 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Posters on 'Iunctian Values' advise against being proud of Iunctia, the tightness of border controls in Iunctia leave a little to be desired, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iunctia's national animal is the Jackalope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iunctia is ranked 8,667^th in the world and 475^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 127 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.