The Empire of IslamicIndonesia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zulkifli with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 7.577 billion IslamicIndonesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumai City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient IslamicIndonesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion Digital Rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 183,799 Digital Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, visiting the best IslamicIndonesian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make IslamicIndonesian mussels the biggest in Lazarus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IslamicIndonesia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

IslamicIndonesia is ranked 83,616^th in the world and 4,072^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.