The Empire of Iran-e is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 609 million Iranians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhages. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Iranian economy, worth 79.1 trillion Darics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 129,812 Darics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The finest dining experience in Iran-e is chakra-infused grass, people are always able to look each other in the eye, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Iran-e. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Iran-e's national animal is the Shahbaz and Simurgh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Iran-e is ranked 275,079^th in the world and 118^th in Geopolity for Safest, scoring 6.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.