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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 514thMost Influential: 1,116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,240th
The AI Corrupted Polish Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Lucky Brains
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
Rare

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Iquerian

Population2.465 billion

CapitalNorth Pole
LeaderFirst Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski
FaithM O C Z A R

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalPegasus Spyware

The AI Corrupted Polish Republic of Iquerian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by First Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.465 billion Poles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Iquerian economy, worth 621 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,178 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, and the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iquerian's national animal is the Pegasus Spyware, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is M O C Z A R.

Iquerian is ranked 16,670th in the world and 124th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 51.59 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 514thMost Influential: 1,116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,240thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,781stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,276thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,419thMost Armed: 4,709thHighest Average Incomes: 5,249thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,840thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,039thLargest Black Market: 7,210thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,340thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,619thMost Developed: 8,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,670thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,760thSmartest Citizens: 11,022ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,799thMost Cultured: 11,997thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,218thHealthiest Citizens: 13,062ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,472ndLargest Governments: 13,727thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,381stMost Efficient Economies: 15,596thMost Patriotic: 16,670thBest Weather: 17,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,812thLowest Crime Rates: 19,331stHighest Food Quality: 19,599thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,028thMost Secular: 24,062ndLargest Retail Industry: 25,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,039th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 116th in the regionMost Patriotic: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 127th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • : Iquerian was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Iquerian was endorsed by The Federation of Eudemokratia.
  • : Iquerian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails.
  • : Iquerian endorsed The Dominion of Alboran.
  • : Iquerian was endorsed by The Dominion of Alboran.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.

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World Assembly

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