The Democratic Republic of Intolia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Mari Willa with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.565 billion Intolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derminia. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,979 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radiation is a hot topic, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, speeches have been enlivened since Mari Willa started spitting bars, and the nation leads Lazarus in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown. Intolia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Intolia is ranked 282,199^th in the world and 10,355^th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 6.08 Obesity Rate.