The Apocalyptic Hangover of ImSaLiA is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ewis Taan with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.386 billion Imsalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imsalian Capital City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imsalian economy, worth 806 trillion lightning strikes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,831 lightning strikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImSaLiA's national animal is the b̸͖̱̾o̵̺̰̽y̴̧̋k̵̗̒̉i̴͖̊̃s̸̥͑ͅs̷͓̅e̶͉͒̚r̷, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stargazing.

ImSaLiA is ranked 33,615^th in the world and 156^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 851.58 on the Clooney Contribution Index.