The Destructive Hosts of Idiocarasia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by yeubelluv with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.411 billion Idiocarasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of host of cara. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiocarasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,561 trillion Slags a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 340,153 Slags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, doctors can't help but regard Yeubelluv Vcte Mgve MF DHILM GCIE with envy, and the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Idiocarasia's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is survivorisum.

Idiocarasia is ranked 285,029^th in the world and 93^rd in Alcris for Safest, scoring 3.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.