The República Popular of Ianomamis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by brenin with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.049 billion Ianomamisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayahuasca. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ianomamisian economy, worth 769 trillion DMTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 127,245 DMTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ianomamis's national animal is the Leão de Judá, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brenolicismo.

Ianomamis is ranked 102,675^th in the world and 594^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 14.81 flags saluted per person per day.