The Democratic Republic of INDIA-616 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by KANHA with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.821 billion INDIA-616ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queen Bani. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient INDIA-616ian economy, worth 242 trillion chocoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,235 chocoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, INDIA-616ian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. INDIA-616's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

INDIA-616 is ranked 41,429^th in the world and 1,004^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 31.59 flags saluted per person per day.