The Mysterious Lands of Hupitopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michael Hupin with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.93 billion Hupitopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shildon. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hupitopian economy, worth 187 trillion Hupints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,123 Hupints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, diminutive Hupitopian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hupitopia's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Turtlitarianism.

Hupitopia is ranked 78,969^th in the world and 156^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 370.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.