The People's Republic of Hullland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 641 million Hulllandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasisville. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hulllandian economy, worth 40.3 trillion Yorkies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,805 Yorkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, diplomats in Hullland are furious at constant police surveillance, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hullland's national animal is the Chicken Nugget.

Hullland is ranked 194,700^th in the world and 661^st in Concord for Safest, scoring 45.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.