The United Socialist States of Hispaberian is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 130 million Hispaberianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hispaberianian economy, worth 8.12 trillion pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,452 pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists', citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hispaberian's national animal is the bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hispaberian is ranked 78,162^nd in the world and 155^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 376.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.