The Kingdom of Heskvia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.324 billion Heskvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fênix. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Heskvian economy, worth 78.4 trillion Hesvs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Retail, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,207 Hesvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heskvians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué, and citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heskvia's national animal is the Arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heskvia is ranked 77,114^th in the world and 3,418^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 92.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.