Population | 1.234 billion |
Capital | Vrebsicourg |
Leader | Lord Chaburteen XIV |
Faith | Saletrism |
Currency | Held |
Animal | helderbu |
The Superior Oppressive Monarchy of Heldervin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lord Chaburteen XIV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.234 billion Heldervinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vrebsicourg. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Heldervinian economy, worth 129 trillion Helds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,036 Helds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, baseball caps are the new fashion trend, and visiting the best Heldervinian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heldervin's national animal is the helderbu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Saletrism.
Heldervin is ranked 32,182nd in the world and 88th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 878.58 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heldervin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Heldervin changed its national nation type to "Superior Oppressive Monarchy".
- : Heldervin voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Heldervin changed its national motto to "Those rebels will pay." and its nation type to "Oppressive Monarchy".
- : Heldervin endorsed The Democratic Meritocracy of Aportistopireistan.
- : Heldervin voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Heldervin was endorsed by The Democratic Meritocracy of Aportistopireistan.
- : Following new legislation in Heldervin, visiting the best Heldervinian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Heldervin, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
- : Heldervin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Beautiful Environments.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Wintermoot, Dawcreek, Rymrgand, Weihbach, The Age of Dystopia, and Aportistopireistan.