The Federation of Heinzburke is a huge, genial nation, notable for its national health service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 219 million Heinzburkeans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Heinzburkean economy, worth 17.0 trillion Heinzen Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,773 Heinzen Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heinzburke's national animal is the Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Heinzburke is ranked 52,468^th in the world and 37^th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,032.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.