The Destructive Realm of HeckinBorkus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by War God Ogidni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.544 billion Hooligans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HeckinBorkusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion Gregs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 284,333 Gregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, and red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HeckinBorkus's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Annihilationism.

HeckinBorkus is ranked 2,554^th in the world and 150^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,371.59 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.