Population | 6.153 billion |
Currency | dean |
Animal | giraffe |
The Democratic Republic of Hazelme is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.153 billion Hazelmites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Hazelmean economy, worth 604 trillion deans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,258 deans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hazelme's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hazelme is ranked 14,039th in the world and 790th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hazelme was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Hazelme's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Hazelme's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Hazelme was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Hazelme was endorsed by The Three Lazarene Principles of Wang Yao.
- : Hazelme was endorsed by The 🐈 Kingdom of New Rogernomics.
- : Hazelme's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Hazelme voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".
- : Hazelme was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Hazelme applied to join the World Assembly.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » New Rogernomics and Wang Yao.