Population | 503 million |
Capital | Angelfeld |
Currency | Shield |
Animal | Whitetail Deer |
The Empire of Haufenreich is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 503 million Haufenreichians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angelfeld. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.
The powerhouse Haufenreichian economy, worth 37.6 trillion Shields a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 74,746 Shields, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.
The Great Haufenreichian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haufenreich's national animal is the Whitetail Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Haufenreich is ranked 54,963rd in the world and 3,025th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haufenreich voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Haufenreich voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Haufenreich, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Haufenreich, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in Haufenreich, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.
- : Following new legislation in Haufenreich, the Great Haufenreichian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Haufenreich, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
- : Following new legislation in Haufenreich, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
- : Following new legislation in Haufenreich, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
- : Following new legislation in Haufenreich, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Wang Yao, New Rogernomics, and Juba.