The Kingdom of Hariegimsiongondordia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MrP with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.294 billion Hariegimsiongondordians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wien. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hariegimsiongondordian economy, worth 238 trillion Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,998 Schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Hariegimsiongondordian humor gets, anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hariegimsiongondordia's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.

Hariegimsiongondordia is ranked 244,362^nd in the world and 1,165^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.66 Obesity Rate.