The Kingdom of Haira is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by J P with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.228 billion Hairans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fierja. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hairan economy, worth 370 trillion Hairanien Zierlas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,893 Hairanien Zierlas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, a government program is underway to revitalize Haira's beaches, and commemoration of the Great Concord War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haira's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haira is ranked 14,776^th in the world and 47^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 116.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.