The Dominion of Gunji-Gun is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eleanor Drapeaux with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.736 billion Gunji-Gunians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Flush. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gunji-Gunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,130 trillion Menues a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,614 Menues, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gunji-Gun's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Drapism.

Gunji-Gun is ranked 9,536^th in the world and 2^nd in Alstroemeria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 164.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.