The People's Socialist Republic of Guahih is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by People's Socialist Party with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.805 billion Guahihians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubčekovo. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Guahihian economy, worth 343 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,599 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guahih's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Guahih is ranked 17,340^th in the world and 291^st in Europe for Safest, scoring 115.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.