The Kingdom of Grimmbleddyn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Athian Moonstruck with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.7 billion Grimmbleddynians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Travant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimmbleddynian economy, worth 247 trillion pawpounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,538 pawpounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, one complaint of Grimmbleddyn's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Athian Moonstruck. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grimmbleddyn's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Therianity.

Grimmbleddyn is ranked 221,404^th in the world and 656^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 26.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.