The Empire of Greenorphia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, democratic population of 312 million Greenorphians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 14.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Greenorphian economy, worth 19.1 trillion Grends a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,199 Grends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greenorphia's national animal is the chimpanzee.

Greenorphia is ranked 256,260^th in the world and 6,268^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 1.52 flags saluted per person per day.