The United States of GreatNewEngland is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 123 million GreatNewEnglandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse GreatNewEnglandian economy, worth 11.0 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 89,517 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, and the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. GreatNewEngland's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreatNewEngland is ranked 228,186^th in the world and 237^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.